flesh turned to fur
BAZINGA!
BAZINGA!
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
(via solikeumyeah)
I embarrass myself infront of myself
(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin, via ashleyclairee)
am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
(Source: jakefromstate-farm, via date)
THERE WAS A PLASTIC BAG FLOATING IN THE AIR AS WE DROVE BY AND I WHISPERED TO MY MOM “do u ever feel like a plastic bag” AND WE ALMOST CRASHED THOSE WOULDVE BEEN MY LAST WORDS
(via fake-mermaid)
